I believe 1979 was one of the best years in music. These sort of theories are very common — for James Acaster that would be 2016 — but that is a bit beside the point.

Teddy came into my life by a special kind of chance — chris††† had released the bonkers social justice whatever and my car's right outside we can really right now is just at the end of the highlight darude sandstorm —

and it's a very roundabout way to get to Teddy, but behind the enticement of the automobile escape is one of the most enthralling sensual songs of that period.